finn0:

yourfairyqueermother:

alexander:

ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it

@barre–maid hurhurhurhur

I have not a single regret about this

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voltist:

me watching any movie where a woman violently slaughters a man 

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barre–maid:

Wild how when you were a teenager it’d be like “omg we haven’t had sex, but we kiss loads & hold hands on the way to class”

But in your mid-twenties it’s more “yeah we fuck like twice a week and last night he tied me up.. what? No we’re not a thing. It’s casual.”

theweirdwideweb:

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